In Today's Tribune
39 Days 'til the Piknik
Saturday, August 24th, 2002.
TO SOAR, AGAINST THE WIND Part II
-submitted by
Keeno
Read Part II of the story about a boy, an Old Man and a kite.
Its in today's Keeno's Korner
Victory Over
Satan
-submitted by
John and Teena
Read about it
today in the Outreach Korner
Jim Carrey Drawing
-submitted by Crystina
Check out the
portrait she drew for her brother.
Let Freedom Ring
-submitted by Crystina
Read Crystina's
tribute to our country.
He Thinks He's The Boss
-submitted by
McGote
Read the story
about a man who thought "The tail wagged the dog"
Hooters Calendar For 2002/2003
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McGote
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Jim Carrey Drawing
-submitted by Crystina
Check out the portrait
she drew for her brother.
Editors
Note: Teena it is Jim Carrey not Drew Carey
Let Freedom Ring
-by
Crystina Tamayo
Raised red, white and blue flags stand supreme above the
land.
Young ones hold their stature bold.
Elders reminisce the good old American days while new Faces listen admirably.
The patriotic songs of time will forever echo in ears.
American freedom shines light in dark hearts.
War may ruin the outer shell of this country
But deep in our souls we will stand united.
Evil shall not prevail as righteousness overcomes.
Nor will we be prisoners in our own country.
Freedom stands untouched through unbearable moments.
The symbol of the bold land grasps our lonesome hearts,
Let freedom ring forever more.
He Thinks He's The Boss
-submitted by
McGote
Two newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes."
Hooters Calendar For 2002/2003
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