Founded : December 2000       Created By : Esther Aquino and Joseph Garcia

                                                      Editor : A.B. Aquino

                        DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF ESPERANZA AQUINO

                   

                                                                                              October 29th, 2005

 


Special Saturday Edition

 


I received an e-mail from a certain young lady who was very insistent on my publishing a special edition to honor her grandfather's birthday.  She begged and pleaded and just about promised her first born if only I would just do this one little favor for her.  After hours of negotiating, I finally relented.  Since she went way out on a limb and stuck to her end of the bargain, here it is.......................................

 

My grandpa Tony is a very special person to me.  He is always there when I need him and is always going out of his way to play with me, feed me, clothe me and always gives me special little treats.  Sometimes, though, I do question his taste in clothing............but oh well, what can I do?

 

 

Thank you Grandpa for helping me celebrate all the special holidays.  You really know how to go all out.

 

    

 

Thank you, too for comforting me when the celebrating gets a little loud and I freak with all the noise.                                                                                                          

         

 

I hope you have a really happy birthday, although you went away for the weekend and left me all alone...................... 

All that aside, I really do appreciate everything you have done for me and everybody else.  It's easy to see that you have a heart as big as the state of California.

Many more happy years to come!


Born on October 29th

 

Fanny Brice                  1891     Life Story Was Subject Of "Funny Girl" & "Funny Lady"

Richard Dreyfuss         1948     F-Am. Graffitti, Jaws, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

Joely Fisher                 1967     Eddie Fisher's daughter and Carrie Fisher's sister

                                                   She was on the sitcom Ellen.

Randy Jackson            1961     Singer-The Jacksons (Michael) Started In 1975

Kate Jackson              1948     Tv-Charlie Angels,The Rookies

John Keats                 1795      Poet-Dead

Glen MacPherson       1957     Captains Courageous (1996) (TV)

Melba Moore             1945     All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) (voice) .... Whippet Angel

Paul Orndorff             1950     Pro Wrestler; 6 Ft 1in 252 Lbs (1985)

Winona Ryder            1971     Little Women (1994) , Boys (1996)

                                                                     Actress Lydia Deitz in Beetlejuice (1988)

                    Antonio Aquino

 


Hope you have a really rockin' birthday!


  That's all for now. Have a great weekend. It was a pleasure doing the web page this week.  Y'all take care now.

 


            Here is what appeared in Friday's Tribune


 

 


In Today's Edition

Happy Birthday to Malik Dejon Carter!  Hope you have lots of fun today and always!


Born on October 28th

Actress Joan Plowright is 76.

Country musician Charlie Daniels is 69.

Actress Jane Alexander is 66.

Singer Curtis Lee is 64.

Actor Dennis Franz (NYPD Blue) is 61.

Singer Wayne Fontana of Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders is 60.

Actress Telma Hopkins is 57.

Actress Annie Potts is 53.

Drummer Stephen Morris of New Order is 48.

Singer-guitarist William Reid of The Jesus and Mary Chain is 47.

Actress Daphne Zuniga (Melrose Place) is 43.

Actress Lauren Holly is 42.

Actress Jami Gertz is 40.

Actor-comedian Andy Richter is 39.

Actress Julia Roberts is 38.

Singer Ben Harper is 36.

Country singer Brad Paisley is 33.

Actor Joaquin Phoenix is 31.

Singer Justin Guarini (American Idol) is 27

Malik Dejon Carter

 


                             

                             

MICHELIN MAN DENIES PATERNITY SUIT....CLAIMS CHILD IS NOT HIS

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Things You  See Everyday!

 


Today's useless fact - How did 6 feet became the standard depth for burying people?

To answer this spooky question, we turned to the links in the Lukol Death category, and here's what we learned:

Fans of the HBO series, and the rest of us, have the Great Plague of 1665 in London to thank for the expression "6 feet under." This tragic recurrence of the Bubonic Plague (which first decimated Europe in the 14th century) was the impetus for the law requiring dead bodies to be buried at least 6 feet below ground.

The comprehensive cemetery site, City of the Silent, addresses the matter on its page of frequently asked questions. English law once required a burial depth of 6 feet to ensure the corpse didn't spread the plague to the living. Of course, this measure was ineffective as fleas infected with the plague probably spread the disease. Also, few diseases are contracted from contact with dead bodies. The same site gives a rather gruesome description of early cemeteries as being "littered with bones and bits of charnel." Furthermore, shallow graves allowed scavengers (presumably both human and animal) to easily dig up the remains -- which makes a 6-foot-deep burial seem like a decent idea.

A BBC site about the plague of 1665 summarizes the rules set by the Lord Mayor of London to limit the outbreak. They include the mandate that all graves should be at least 6 feet deep. Writer Daniel Defoe also quotes the Lord Mayor's rules in his work, A Journal of the Plague Year. Defoe notes that the Lord Mayor's orders were published in June 1665. The accuracy of Defoe's account is suspect because Defoe was only 5 years old at the time of the plague. However, other sites reprint very similar accounts of the Lord Mayor's rules. Even if Defoe was incorrect, his writing may have helped popularize the idea of burial 6 feet down.

While "6 feet under" is common slang for "dead and buried," many corpses are no longer buried at that depth. British cemetery law changed sometime after 1665, and now burial requirements are much looser. Some U.K. towns and counties only require that a coffin be covered with a minimum 30 inches of soil. Many U.S. states don't seem to have a depth requirement for burials. In California, however, caskets must be covered by at least 18 inches of dirt and turf. But somehow "one-and-a-half feet under" doesn't sound quite as catchy as "six feet under."

 


 Malik Dejon Carter.....oldest son of Ted Carrier

 

 

Happy Birthday, Malik!  Hope you have lots of fun!

 


  That's all for now. Tune in for more stuff tomorrow.

 


            Here is what appeared in Thursday's Tribune


 


In Today's Edition

Happy Birthday to Imani Sankofa Carrier!  Hope you have lots of fun today and always!


Born on October 27th

 

Actress Nanette Fabray is 85.

Actress Ruby Dee is 81.

Actor-comedian John Cleese is 66.

Country singer Lee Greenwood is 63.

Country singer-guitarist Jack Daniels (Highway 101) is 56.

Bassist Garry Tallent of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band is 56.

Guitarist K.K. Downing of Judas Priest is 54.

Actor-director Roberto Benigni (Life Is Beautiful) is 53

Actor Peter Firth (That's Life) is 52.

Actor Robert Picardo (The Wonder Years, China Beach) is 52.

Singer Simon LeBon of Duran Duran is 47.

Keyboardist J.D. McFadden (Sixpence None the Richer) is 41.

Drummer Jason Finn of Presidents of the United States of America is 38.

Singer Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver is 38.

Actress Sheeri Rappaport (NYPD Blue) is 28.

Singer Kelly Osbourne is 21

Imani Sankofa Carrier


                              Here's a fun little game that my friend Jan sent me.  Hope you all enjoy playing!

                             

                                        http://dedge.com/flash/hangman/

 

 

Things You Don't See Everyday!


Today's useless fact - Who are the four horsemen? What do they have to do with the apocalypse?

We went to the links in the Lukol Biblical End Times category to reveal a few details about these mysterious riders. Commonly called "the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse," these figures are part of the elaborate imagery found in the Bible's Book of Revelation. Scholars believe this book was written at the end of the first century A.D. The Book of Revelation recounts the visions experienced by John the Apostle. In Biblical Greek, the word "apocalypse" means revelation, and John's message is meant as a prediction of the future. The book may have been an allegory for the political situation of the time.

Passages 6:1 through 6:8 describe the horsemen. In these pages, Jesus Christ is symbolized by the Lamb, and he opens a scroll fastened with seven seals. After he breaks each of the first four seals, one of the horsemen appears. As the first seal breaks, John sees, "a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."

The second seal reveals "another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."

After the third seal is broken, a black horse appears, and the rider holds a pair of balances. John hears a voice say, "A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine."

When the fourth seal is broken, the final horse arrives: "a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him." John says of the horses, "And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."

The symbolism of the four horsemen is much debated. The first horse in particular is a source of confusion. Some identify the white horse with Christ because later in Revelation, Christ rides on a white horse. Many others believe the first horseman brings conquest and oppression upon the world in preparation for the next horses.

The second horseman is commonly seen as war. The third is usually interpreted as famine, due to the relationship between the scales, food, and money. The final horseman obviously symbolizes death, though sometimes this horseman is considered to be pestilence and disease because the pale color of the horse can be translated as "sickly pale."

In Revelation, conquest, war, famine, and death/pestilence are given power over a quarter of the earth. Humankind suffers even more in this book, but in the end, good finally triumphs over evil.

 


 Imani Sankofa Carrier......second son of Ted Carrier

 

Following in his Uncle's footsteps?

Happy Birthday, Imani!  Hope you have lots of fun!


  That's all for now. Tune in for more stuff tomorrow.

 


            Here is what appeared in Wednesday's Tribune


In Today's Edition

Today we celebrate the birthday of our very own Editor-in-Chief, Mr. A. B. Aquino.  Wishing you a very happy birthday and many more to come.


Born on October 26th

Shelley Morrison (Will & Grace) is 69.

Actor Bob Hoskins is 63.

Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak is 59.

Actress Jaclyn Smith is 58.

Musician Bootsy Collins is 54.

Singer Maggie Roche of The Roches is 54.

Actor James Pickens Jr. (Grey's Anatomy) is 53.

Guitarist Keith Strickland of the B-52's is 52.

Actress Rita Wilson is 47

Actor Dylan McDermott (The Practice) is 44.

Actor Cary Elwes is 43.

Singer Natalie Merchant is 42.

Country singer Keith Urban is 38.

Actor Tom Cavanagh (Ed) is 37.

Singer Mark Barry of BBMak is 27.

Editor A. B. Aquino of the Neen Tribune


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon." --------------

 
 

Things You Don't See Everyday!


Today's useless fact - How do scientists know that no two snowflakes are exactly alike?

We referred to the links in Lukol Meteorology category to understand what makes each delicate snowflake take on a unique shape. On a typical blustery winter day, brewing snow clouds are heavily saturated with water molecules. As the clouds get heavier, water droplets form, freeze, and then turn into snowflakes. The size, shape, and texture of the flakes depend on many environmental factors, including temperature, humidity, and which way the winds are blowing.

Let's say an imaginary snow cloud is hanging over the Himalayas, where the temperature reads -15°F in a blizzard. In these stormy conditions, ice crystals tend to form in solid prisms and will most likely produce thick dendrite flakes. On the same day over New York's Central Park, the clouds are not as high and it's only slightly windy. Our snow cloud is less dense because of the warmer weather, so it will now produce long, needle-like crystals at 23°F. Over Germany's Black Forest, it's 20° colder without a lick of wind at the center of our snow machine. Here, our cloud will probably spit out a few hexagonal hollow prisms.

Not only are snowflakes from different regions unique, but even flakes formed in the very same cloud will vary. Their shape is extremely dependent upon where they form in the cloud and the temperature changes each flake experiences as it is forming. On a microscopic level, the formation of the crystals is a complex process, and it leads to an almost infinite number of possible variations.


In theory, two snowflakes could be precisely the same, yet the probability of complex water molecules in two different snowflakes being distributed in the exact same configuration is next to zero. Even among billions and billions of crystals, the odds are unlikely. That's what leads scientists to view each of these transparent jewels as a one-of-a-kind masterpiece.

 


 What can I say about my oldest little brother?

I remember when Joe and I approached Benny about becoming the temporary editor of the Trib, he was very apprehensive and of course his response was, "I can't do anything like that.  I don't know how to do the things you guys do."  After some serious wining and dining, we finally won him over and he agreed to try.  Benny, we still owe you.

All it took was a one-day crash course in web maintenance and voila!, a world-class editor was created.  Now, I am not trying to take the credit for his success.  He really gave it 1000 per cent.  He really dug his heels in and tackled the job at hand with such enthusiasm and a thirst for knowledge and ways to make the Trib the 1st class publication it is today.  Thank you for such a bang-up job you are doing.  I am so proud of the way you have developed both as a man and as the creative force behind the new Tribune.

I remember when I was 3 1/2 years old, you were born.  Up until that time, I was considered my father's little boy.  Then you came along and all the "boy" attention was turned to you.  I guess I should have maybe considered drowning you in the toilet, but I am glad I didn't.  No hard feelings for taking my place in my father's eyes.  You earned the right.  I am so glad to have you as a brother and a friend.

I remember you being such a bashful, shy, quiet and reserved little boy whose only bad trait was to disrobe when things did not go your way.  Apparently, you have not outgrown that trait as witnessed below!

 

Have a really wonderful birthday filled with all that you love and enjoy!


  That's all for now. Tune in for more stuff tomorrow.

            


            Here is what appeared in Tuesday's Tribune


In Today's Edition

Good news for Gina and Stephanie!  Welcome home, Stephanie!  Hope all your medical problems will only improve from now on.


Born on October 25th

Actress Marion Ross is 77.

Singer Helen Reddy is 64.

Singer Jon Anderson of Yes is 61.

Singer Taffy Danoff of Starland Vocal Band is 61.

Guitarist Glen Tipton of Judas Priest is 57.

Actor Brian Kerwin is 56.

Guitarist Matthias Jabs of Scorpions is 49.

Actress Nancy Cartwright (The Simpsons) is 48.

Country singer Mark Miller of Sawyer Brown is 47.

Drummer Chad Smith of Red Hot Chili Peppers is 43.

Actress Tracy Nelson (Father Dowling Mysteries) is 42.

Actor Michael Boatman (Spin City) is 41.

Singer Speech (Arrested Development) is 37.

Actor Adam Goldberg (Saving Private Ryan) is 35.

Guitarist Ed Robertson of Barenaked Ladies is 35.

Country singer Chely Wright is 35.

Singer Jerome Jones of Immature is 24.

Singer Ciara is 20.

 


Can cold water clean dishes???


This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

 
 

Things You Don't See Everyday!


Today's useless fact - What are the seven wonders of the world?

As it turns out, there are several lists of wonderful wonders -- one ancient, one modern, and one 100% natural. We'll touch on all three. The list of seven ancient wonders was meant as a tribute to man's ability to alter the natural landscape. Interestingly, not all of the wonders were around at the same time. "Even if you lived in ancient times you would have still needed a time machine to see all seven." Today, the pyramids in Egypt are the sole survivor. Sadly, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Temple of Artemis, the Statue of Zeus, the Lighthouse of Alexandria, the Mausoleum of Halincarnassus, and the Colossus of Rhodes have all disappeared.

While it's unfortunate that six of the original seven have vanished, the modern world has plenty to offer. The American Society of Civil Engineers compiled a list of modern wonders that represent the "greatest civil engineering accomplishments of the 20th century." It includes: the Channel Tunnel, the CN Tower in Toronto, the Empire State Building, the Golden Gate Bridge, the Panama Canal, the Itaipu Dam, and the North Sea Protection Works in the Netherlands.

Finally, Mother Nature deserves a shout out. The seven wonders of the natural world are: the Grand Canyon, the Northern Lights, Mt. Everest, the Great Barrier Reef, Victoria Falls, Paricutin volcano, and the harbor at Rio de Janero. We're pretty sure these babies aren't going anywhere.

  


 

Bananas... This is very interesting.

After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again
 
Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana.  This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the
body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana.
The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure.  So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin.  Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most
obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also
neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers.  In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance.  When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, "eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals.  It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.

So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so
that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"


PS Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time!
 

  That's all for now. Tune in for more stuff tomorrow.

            


            Here is what appeared in Monday's Tribune


In Today's Edition

Due to the Editor's much needed vacation, you will be stuck with me the rest of the week.  I hope I will not let you down.


Born on October 24th

Actor-producer David Nelson (The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet) is 69.

Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman is 69.

Actor F. Murray Abraham is 66.

Actor Kevin Kline is 58.

Actor B.D. Wong is 43.

Drummer Ben Gillies of Silverchair is 26.

Singer Monica is 25.

Singer Adrienne Bailon of 3LW is 22.

Gil Villalba

 


                   A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that

                   people with not enough sexual activities read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse..

 
                   Don't bother taking it off, it's too late
 
 

Things You Don't See Everyday!


 

    Today's useless fact - Why do airlines overbook flights?

Airlines routinely overbook flights to compensate for no-shows: people who reschedule or opt not to fly.    An  empty seat on a plane means a loss of revenue to an airline.

As the links in the
Air Travel category explain, overbooking is a standard practice and perfectly legal. Many airlines regularly overbook busy routes by as much as 200 percent. By law, all bumped passengers are entitled to some form of compensation, usually in the form of a free ticket.

Thus, the airlines have to balance the risk of a no-show with the compensation they have to pay to bumped passengers. They overbook according to a number of variables: whether it's a holiday season, how the airline market is doing in general, and perhaps most importantly, a specific flight's history of no-shows. An average of 50,000 passengers are bumped by the nation's ten largest airlines every year.


                  That's all for now. Tune in for more stuff tomorrow.