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Founded: December 2000 Created By: Esther Aquino & Joseph Garcia
Thursday January 13th, 2005
In Today's Edition
We'll be starting a new contest on Monday. I believe the prize is one of the best we've offered to date. Tune in Monday to find out what it is and for all the details of the contest.
Have a great weekend everybody.
Born On January 13th
Patrick Dempsey
1966 F-.Bank Robber, Face the Music, For Better and For WorseKay Francis
1903 Died-1968; F-Always In My Heart, Stranded++Jeff Morrow
1913 F-The Robe, Harbor Lights, Story Of Ruth+Charles Nelson Reilly
1931 TV-Match Game (Panelist), Ghost & Mrs Muir (Claymore Gregg),Robert Stack
1919 Died 2003 TV- The Untouchables; Name Of The Game; Nom. Oscar-Written On The Wind.Frances Stermhagen
1930 -Rip Taylor
1934 entertainer/comedianGwen Verdon
1925 Dancer-Entertainer; Tony Awards-Cam Can, Damn Yankees, Redhead, New….Freddie White
1955 Music-Earth, Wind And FirePenelope Ann Miller
1964 -Julia Louis-Dreyfus
1961 -Jay McInerney
1955 -Richard Moll
1943 Movie and Tv actor "Bull" on the TV show "Night Court"Born On January 17th
Dennis Roman
To Exercise Or Not To Exercise
1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
4. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
5. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
New York, New York
Today's useless fact - Why does my heart pound so hard when I'm afraid?
As we learned from LUKOL Anxiety Directory , being frightened sparks something called the "fight or flight response," which is how your body reacts to stress-inducing situations like the "Nightmare on Elm Street" movies. Apparently, this instinct was wired into us way back when our place in the food chain was a little shakier. To sum up the physical symptoms of fear - heart rate , breathing rate, metabolism, muscle tension, and blood pressure all increase. Blood is directed away from your digestive system and extremities, making your hands and feet cold. The blood goes into your larger muscles that help you fight or run.
All of these responses are meant to get the body ready for fighting the danger (a tiger, a playground bully), or running away from the threat. Are you a fighter or a runner? Either way, your heart pumps hard to help your body react quicker.
The Buzzword For January 13th
boast \BOHST\ verb
What does it mean?
1 : to praise one's own possessions, qualities, or
accomplishments
2 : to have and display proudly
How do you use it?
He's always boasting about how he won the school spelling
bee two years in a row.
Are you a word wiz?
"Boast" boasts a number of synonyms. One of those synonyms
is also a homonym of the name of an animal. Which animal do
you think it is?
A. bear
B. crow
C. badger
D. fox
Answer:
If you chose B you have something to crow about. The words
"boast," "brag," and "crow" mean to express pride in oneself or
one's accomplishments. "Boast" often suggests exaggeration, as
in "boasting about every little success." But it can also imply
proper and justifiable pride, as in "the town boasts one of the
best museums in the area." "Brag" suggests glorifying oneself
in a rude or insensitive way, as in "he bragged about having an
expensive new bike." "Crow" usually implies joyful boasting or
bragging, as in "her parents crowed after she won the race."
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Slaty-tailed Trogon
That's all for today. Have a great weekend.
The following is what appeared in Wednesday's edition.
In Today's Edition
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Born On January 12th
Kirstie Alley
1951 F-Look Who's Talking Now, Look Who's Talking Too, Madhouse (1990)Maggie Bell
1945 MusicJoe Frazier
1944 Boxing great, nicknamed "Smokin’ Joe"William Lee Golden
1939 Baritone-Oak Ridge Boys-"So Fine", "American Made"+Charlie Gracie
1936 Singer-"Butterfly" Own TV Show In PittsburgRandy Jones
1950 -Rush Limbaugh
1951 Radio & TV Talk Show HostJack London 1876 Dead-1916, American Author 50+ Books
Drew Pearson
1951 FootballRay Price
1926 Singer-"Danny Boy", "I'd Rather Be Sorry", "For The Good Times"+Luise Rainer
1910 Oscar-The Great Ziegfeld/The Good Earth ('37).Tex Ritter
1906 Died-1974; Son Is John Ritter (3's Company); Cowboy StarCynthia Robinson
1946 Of The Old Sly And The Family StoneHoward Stern
1954 Radio DJRay Teal
1902 Died-1976; TV-Bonanza (Sheriff Coffee); F-Judgment At Nuremburg+Glenn Yarborough
1930 Country & Western Singer-"Baby, The Rain Must Fall"Dominique Wilkins
1960 -Kreskin
1935 Internationally recognized psychic and mentalist. His real name is George Joseph Kresge
Double Talking Women
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use (on the average) only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
Yer Out!
Today's useless fact - How many years did it take to build the Statue of Liberty?
Here's what we learned from the links in our our American Art category: "Liberty Enlightening the World," the official name for the statue, was officially dedicated on October 28, 1886, but it took 21 years to be transformed from an idea to a copper and steel statue gracing New York City's harbor. According to the National Park Service's historical handbook, Frenchman Edouard de Laboulaye first conceived of a monument celebrating the friendship between France and the United States. He was at a dinner near Versailles, and one of his dining companions was a young sculptor, Frederic Auguste Bartholdi. De Laboulaye spearheaded the effort to create a monument, and Bartholdi soon began sketching ideas for what this monument should look like. Eventually, Bartholdi became the designer for the project, and he enlisted the great French engineer, Gustave Eiffel, to build the internal structure of the statue.
Construction on Lady Liberty began in 1875 in France. Supporters on both sides of the Atlantic struggled to raise funds for the statue's creation and to build the pedestal in New York. Congress authorized use of Bedloe's Island in New York Harbor for the site of the statue, but private financing had to be secured to construct the base. The lack of available funds to build the base actually slowed the pace of work on the statue in France.
The Statue of Liberty was completed in June of 1884, and it was officially presented to the U.S. on July 4, 1884. It was shipped in pieces to the U.S. in 1885 and reassembled in New York by 1886. Thus, the statue took 9 years to build and was finally opened 11 years after it was begun.
Liberty may have been slow to fruition, but, as President Grover Cleveland said in his acceptance speech, "We will not forget that Liberty has here made her home; nor shall her chosen altar be neglected."
The Buzzword For January 12th
influenza \in-floo-EN-zuh\ noun
What does it mean?
1 : a very contagious virus disease with fever, exhaustion,
severe aches and pains, and inflammation of the respiratory
tract
2 : any of various diseases of human beings or domestic
animals that are usually caused by viruses and are typically
marked by fever and respiratory symptoms
How do you use it?
Since Jasmine suffers from asthma, her doctor advises her to
be vaccinated against influenza every year.
Are you a word wiz?
The English word "influenza" comes from the Italian word
"influenza," meaning "influence." Whose influence do you think
the Italian word refers to?
A. angry gods
B. powerful kings
C. evil stars
D. skillful doctors
Answer:
Answer C is written in the stars. Italian "influenza" was,
like English "influence," originally an astrological term.
People believed that the stars and planets affected human
affairs through the "inflow" of an intangible heavenly fluid.
The Italian word came to denote any effect produced without any
apparent exertion by its source, but in the Middle Ages was
applied more narrowly to disease supposedly caused by the
planets. In the 17th and 18th centuries, "influenza" was
applied even more narrowly to the disease we now call by this
name. Outbreaks of the disease in Europe during the 1700s
resulted in "influenza" becoming part of English vocabulary.
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Tribune Hooters
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The following is what appeared in Tuesday's edition.
In Today's Edition
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic." ~Anonymous
Born On January 11th
Veda Ann Borg
1915 F-Alamo, Love Me Or Leave Me, Guys & Dolls++Don Cherry
1924 Singer-"Thinking Of You", Ghost Town"+ Pursued A Pro Golfing CareerChester Conklin
1888 Died-1971;B-Oskaloosa, Ia;2nd Banana To Charlie Chaplin;F-P.Of PaulineClarence Clemons
1942 -Darryl Dawkins
1957 -Alexander Hamilton
1757 Dead-1804, American StatesmanChristine Kaufman
1945 Child Actress Of German Films In 50's; X/H-Tony Curtis; F-Wild &….Eva Le Gallienne
1899 -William Proxmire
1915 PoliticianLionel Stander
1908 F-Promise Her Anything, Kid From Brooklyn, Last Gangster+Rod Taylor
1929 F-Birds, The Time Machine; Tv-King Kong, Oregon Trail.David Wolper
1928 Producer/Executive; Ed-Drake Univ.; "Metromedia"; F-If It's Tuesday It....Mary J. Blige
1971 - SingerBen Crenshaw
1952 - GolferNaomi Judd
1946 -Tracy Caulkins
1963 -David L. Wolper
1928 Emmy award winning producerOrlando J. Villalba Lawyer
Instructions
Auntie Rose is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready."
A few weeks later Rose was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.
"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"
Today's useless fact - My parents said I could get a cat if I can find one that doesn't shed. Can you help?
We hate to break it to you, but all animals with fur shed to some degree. Even humans shed an average of 150 hairs from our heads each day. Shedding is how animals replenish their fur and keep it in good condition. And we've found that a little bit of shedding is a fair trade for the cuddliness of a fluffy cat. According to the links in the Lukol Cat Breeds category, if your parents absolutely forbid fur, your best option is a purebred hairless cat, such as the Sphynx. This unusual cat isn't totally hairless. It has a fine down on its body, rather like the fuzz on a peach. Some people say the skin of a Sphynx feels like suede or chamois. Due to its virtually hairless condition, this cat requires special care. Sphynxs must be bathed frequently because they have no hair to absorb their body oils, so they get dirty quickly. This breed is rare, and there are usually waiting lists for the kittens.
Two cat breeds are often touted as shedding a minimal amount. The Cornish Rex cat has short, curly fur that lies close to its body. The Devon Rex is similar and has curly fur that can be in a very thin coat across the cat's body. Both of these cats may shed less noticeably due to their short, fine fur.
It's important to note that unlike purebred dogs, purebred cats are very uncommon. Only an estimated 1% to 3% of all house cats are purebreds. To find a Sphynx, Cornish Rex, or Devon Rex, you and your parents should visit local cat shows to talk with breeders. You can also look through sites like the Fanciers Breeder Referral List. Interview several breeders, and ask them about the health and welfare of their cats. Expect to pay $300 or more for a purebred kitten, and popular or rare breeds may cost you more.
However, if your parents want a non-shedding cat because they are allergic to cats, a hairless or low-shedding cat might not be the answer. People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to a glycoprotein called Fel d1 found in the cat's saliva, dander (dried skin flakes), fur, and other places. Getting a cat that doesn't shed or have fur will cut down on the amount of this allergen but won't eliminate it completely.
The Buzzword For January 11th
colossal \kuh-LAHS-uhl\ adjective
What does it mean?
1 : of, relating to, or resembling a colossus; especially
: of very great size
2 : extraordinary, exceptional
How do you use it?
The Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C. contains a colossal
sculpture of the 16th president of the United States.
Are you a word wiz?
The word "colossal" is the adjective form of the noun
"colossus," which means "huge statue." "Colossus" comes from
an ancient language spoken by people who built a famous
colossus. What language do you think they spoke?
A. Egyptian
B. Greek
C. Chinese
D. Phoenician
Answer:
The word "colossal" can be traced ultimately to the Greek
"kolossos" meaning "huge statue." One of the Seven Wonders of
the World is the Colossus of Rhodes. It represented the god
Helios, was over 100 feet high, and stood near the harbor in the
city of Rhodes. The Greeks also applied "kolossos" to very large
sculptures they saw in Egypt. Although "colossal" has its roots
in sculpture and can still refer to sculpture today, it can also
describe anything of great size (as "a colossal building" or "a
colossal fortune") or anything that is extraordinary or
exceptional ("a colossal failure" or "a colossal opportunity").
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Woods In Winter
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The following is what appeared in Monday's edition.
In Today's Edition
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Born On January 10th
Ethan Allen
1738 Dead, Revolutionary War Hero) Died 1789, (C)Pat Benatar
1953 90lb. Rock Singer; "Looking For A Stranger", "Fire & Ice"+Ray Bolger
1904 Died-1987 Dancer, F-The Great Ziegfeld, Wizard Of Oz (Scarecrow)++Frances Bushman
1883 Died-1966; F-Romeo & Juliet, (Moses) In Story Of Mankind,++Jim Croce
1942 Died-1973Claudia Dell
1910 Actress; '30; F-Ghost Patrol, Cleopatra, Bachelor Apartment+George Foreman
1949 Boxing-Olympic & World ChampFrank James
1843 Dead-Outlaw (Jesse's Brother)Barnard Lee
1908 Died-1981; "M" In James Bond Films; Man With A Golden Gun, Spy WhoGisele Mac Kenzie
1927 TV-Your Hit Parade; "Hard To Get", "The Star You Wished Upon LastSherrill Milnes
1935 Opera SingerSal Mineo
1939 Died-1976 (A Homicide Victim);Nom. Oscars-Rebel Without A Cause/ExodusJohnnie Ray
1927 Singer-"Cry", "Please Mr. Sun", "All Of Me", "I'll Never Fall In LoveMarlene Sanders
1931 CBS NewsRod Stewart
1945 Rock Star Of The Year In 1975Frank Sinatra Jr.
1944 -Arlo Guthrie
1947 Folk singerAunt Carole Figueroa
At A Local Bar
A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
Can you recognize this celebrity from her high school picture?
answer below
Today's useless fact - What is quicksand composed of and where is it found?
According to the links in ever-helpful Lukol Survival category, quicksand is solid ground that's been liquefied, usually by an underground water source. A soupy mix of sand and water, quicksand is usually only a few feet deep. It can be found anywhere that land and water meet, including beaches, marshes, and ponds.
Quicksand is rarely found in deserts, due to the lack of water. It's also not a specific kind of soil -- any area of ground that has been sufficiently soaked with water to the point where it can't support weight can become quicksand. Earthquakes often temporarily liquefy soil, leading to serious structural damage.
Contrary to popular belief, a run-in with a patch of quicksand doesn't spell certain doom. As the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook reminds us, your body is still less dense than quicksand. While struggling may drag you in deeper, relaxing and floating on your back should do the trick.
Answer To Celebrity High School Picture
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The Divine Miss M - Bette Midler
The Buzzword For January 10th
incorrigible \in-KOR-uh-juh-bul\ adjective
What does it mean?
: not able to be corrected or reformed
How do you use it?
The students thought the school bully was incorrigible, but
a suspension from school and private tutoring softened him and
made him nicer.
Are you a word wiz?
"Incorrigible" comes from the prefix "in-," meaning "not,"
and the Latin root "corrigere," meaning "to make straight" or
"to correct." Which of the words below also comes from the
Latin "corrigere"?
A. correct, escort
B. cardigan, straighten
C. corollary, concert
D. bully, bother
Answer:
You're correct if you chose A! "Correct," "escort," and
"incorrigible" share the Latin root "corrigere," meaning "to
make straight" or "to correct." It's easy to see how "correct"
came from "corrigere," and the family resemblance between
"corrigere" and "incorrigible" is pretty strong. But what about
"escort"? "Escort" comes from the Latin "excorrigere," meaning
"to guide out of." "Excorrigere" traveled through Italian and
French to English, where it became "escort." "Excorrigere," of
course, is from the Latin prefix "ex-," meaning "out of," and
our root word "corrigere."
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China Sunset
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